Cholecalciferol,
The active ingredient in
Extra Strength VaginexII,
Is a cunt reliever.
Uses are listed as			
Temporary relief for 
Stench and discharge
Resulting from
STDS, prostitution,
Yeast infections, the common queef,
Menstrual footprinting,
and etcetera.

Her symptoms
a broken hymen,
overflowing urine,
And heavy petting.
Alas,
None of these can be 
Listed on the label.
So, I pondered why 
She used the whole tube.