Stephen Robins13 May 2004

1) If my secretary had knockers I would not be on this website at all. I would be finding excuses to rub up against her by the photocopier. As my secretary is twice my age and has smaller boobs than me I therefore conclude that to spy would require a "microscope" rather than a "telescope". As I did not get a diploma in origami from Ken Hom's School of Paper Art, I can't make a microscope from the weighty tome that is the instruction manual on how to behave on this site. So to conclude my first assertation: you are a snot gobbling quendo of failure.

2) Postscripts should be designated as such with the inclusion of a P.S. You did not do this and you therefore fail again.

3) In point of fact you are actually exceedingly gay and therefore a gaymeter is not necessary to asess your gayness. I fail but win 2v1.