Stephen Robins2 Jun 2004

What are you trying to state about London? - that it is a shithole full of depressed workers, perverted English Gents and corpulent Americans?

What about the scrofulous mess who is making all these fairly obvious characterisations?, the fucking mess who has never been to Dunhill on St James's and smoked their splendid pipe tobacco. And, for that matter, never enjoyed the splendid stewed cheese of Simpsons in the City?

I daresay he is guiding a black man up his arse as I write these words.