For one thing: Yes, I do spend a lot of my time on this site pointing out the massive failings in people's poems and/or personalities. If you'd actually read your (new! pocket-sized!) Official Poemranker Rulebook instead of merely drawing crayon mustaches on all the handy illustrations, you'd know that pointing out a poem's and/or user's failings is not only allowed on this site but encouraged. If certain of my comments are not exactly "on topic," well, I've read and voted honestly on close to three thousand poems on this site and am more than entitled to it. What've you got, honky?
For another thing: Kings are hardly ever elected, especially by "self." To name oneself king of something is not the same as electing oneself.
For yet another thing: If I were a king of the poetry board, I would likely not consider you much of a challenge. You've hardly even put anyone down. And we get a dozen of you in and out of here every week. You'll be gone by the weekend, while I've been a user for six months now. That's nearly seven months in poemranker years.
And one other thing: horus and I aren't a crew. In fact, if I ever see that crazy nigger on my turf I'll cap his ass.
I lied, here's another thing: You might be surprised to find that my poems are all sensitive ruminations on love and doubt, particularly this one:
http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=94210