poemranker ::Replying

ReplyTo a comment on Getting the Cool Kids To Like Me by the codeine kid.

zodiac23 Jun 2004

You retard. This poem is a soggy Christmas-sock full of errors.

First, you've gotten god'swife and me hopelessly confused. We are not the same person.

Second, neither of us said either of the things you attribute to (one of) us, you fuckwit. god'swife said "I'm going through big changes right now and a kind of rebuilding of my self knowledge". I said "I want the cool kids to like me". If you're going to mash our quotes together like some hideous cheesy prawne-log, at least use our real words. As it happens, I wouldn't be caught dead saying either "wanna" or "hang with", both of which I consider embarassingly 'pop culture'.

Third, your a fuckwit.

Fourth, as it happens, I WAS bullied at grade-school, but now I'm a 'real-world success story' after only seven years of Accredited Poetry School. Last Harvest Festival, the townfolk voted me King Cornhusk.

Fifthly, my definition of poetry is the correct one. Yours is not.

And Lastly, your a cock. I've never said everyone who lives in China is a Chinaman. Anyone knows Tibetians and Mongoloids also inhabit the Chinkish territories.

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