Stephen Robins2 Feb 2005

Firstly most chimps are cleverer than most humans. Secondly, they're clearly not, they are only cleverer than 50% of all humans that 50% being of the female genus. Thirdly, I should like to try surviving in a womans enviroment filling my fat face with chocolate sitting on a sofa reading a glossy magazine. Fourthly, I would not hold up those males who have succeeded at surviving in a woman's enviroment as cleverer, more useful, orbetter than me, for example Nadia from Big Brother has a lower iq than me, is a hideous mess and would lose to me in an arm wrestle.