DoubleU21 May 2005

Except for the last five lines this is plainly a 20th Century Fox Disaster scenario. Let's add some fun:

As Mabus' toes were freezing off, he lighted a match to thaw them.
Right at that moment, God lifted His hem
and farted,
with a soft crackle
the universe exploded
and the end of immortality smothered even Satans cackle