zodiac7 Oct 2005

My girl (a dinosaur, but extincter)
Had a thing for toying with my sphincter
Til one day, quite naughtily,
She entered it bodily.
We still talk, though her voice is indistincter.


Also, consider rhymes with her (or 'er), like "binked her", "Colonel Klinked 'er" or "hyperlinked 'er".

A great user of cliches is Thom Yorke of Radiohead. He actually never sings anything that isn't like a tv-movie.