poemranker ::Replying

ReplyTo a comment on Nights in the city of Godiva by Mr Pig.

Stephen Robins3 Aug 2006

I feel I should warn you that since you have been away Dovina has taken to wearing dungarees over everyones poemes. If anyone needed, but was less likely to get, cock it is that grisseled old dyke with her shabby, drooping ewok.

On an entirely different subject, I recently found myself in the "Rhino". I just don't see what could possibly be attractive about some flappy titted old hag with an Essex accent braying "owight you cant you gunna let me stick moi flaps in yer face?"