horus815 Feb 2003

lol. yeah. word.
DROW! <smack> a shot rings out * bang, my pants drop to the floor... keanu reaves winks at me, and says, thanks for the champagne... dude" but i know not where i'm at, and i smell like the after shaved old spicy ness of a ..GAYE... politician. and i have a new tattoo that says luke skywalker is dead..i panic and bolt for the elevator, but as i reach it, it spontaneously implodes into a fgemine gas that then turns into my mother and i'm now holding a skull and dressed in shakespearian tightes... i have soft bulbous tears fallingg from my shifty eyes and peach lipstick on.. i am in love ...with the devil...and his name is................. peter pan peanut butter, peanutty.

hhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! chirpe.

quick cure... warm beer, cold shower. saxophone. shoe be do be do

<brought to you by 'Valentines day' just another way to fuck with your poverty complex>