poemranker ::Replying

ReplyTo a comment on My pimp's ceiling fan by Shardik.

horus89 Mar 2003

"You sound like a beaver being
gang raped."

Now that is a sound that i'm sure you hear often. Nice metaphor much more believable then say an "evil curved breast".

Could i sound like Sophia loren getting gangraped by the golden girls next time? God i sure hope so. THankyou! Yor constant flattery is making me blush kind sir. An iq of 54? I don't recall my website disclosing that most sought after of misconceptions(i actually have no iq, truly, just a void) I really had no idea i was setting out to try to impress you, by what? saying you suck? Yes, that must of gave you the idea. Must I shoo> Can't i just whisper once more real sweet..........furke you?