scitz17 Jun 2003

Good lad Horus kickass move on your part.

I am about to enter 10 poems all in the names of 'actors' from Dallas, here are the entries I hope will 'be considered for our highest prize'.

Actors...................................Poem Entered

Ken Kercheval (aka Cliff Barnes)........White Oil Spurt
Patrick Duffy (Bobby)...................Shower me with love
Barbara Bel Geddes (Bobbys Mum).........Come On Me Sweet 'Jesu'
Victoria Principal......................Cable will do
Larry Hagman............................Who the fuck shot me?
Howard Keel............................Digging for oil with my wrinkly spade.

Had to exorcise the asshole in me.

Sorry to all the Dallas fans.

(Don't tell on me will yah?)