god'swife3 Aug 2003

Bachus and I have had this on again off again thing going since we were children growing up in Equatorial South America. He lived with me for a while 5 yrs ago, but it didn't work out, he being my brother and all. The neighbors started calling social-services after they found out we were related. People here in the U.S. are so puritanical, so he had to move out after we found our Himalayan Blue strangled on the front porch with a note attached to him saying

"What the two of you are doing is evil in the sight of God, and if you don't leave town we're going to be forced to kill you, and burn your entrails on the church altar as a sacrifice. you make baby Jesus cry"

Signed the Calvary Chapel Goon-Squad

Ever see the movie Cat People? Bachus and I have to fuck each other every full moon or we end up picking up little narrow-minded middle-class imbeciles like you at one of the local bars, taking him home and eating his liver in front of him while he slowly bleeds to death. I like chicken I like liver, I like frat boys, please deliver.

In closing my dear Joe-joe, if there is a God he made me and others like me possible so I am just as much a part of his divine perfection as anything else in this universe. He gave me a brain and the ability to use it in any way I choose, but the point is moot, because we both know there is no God and your just automatically appalled by anything that might step out of the tiny little realm of your own personal morals and culture. You're a fucking bigot. Have a nice day. Meow.