?-Dave_Mysterious-?26 Sep 2003

Now corrected. I went through this poem loads of times before posting it to look for stupid little mistakes like that, but still had to edit it again when I realised I'd missed an N out of "Alec Guinness".

What is Chud-Tron? is it a robotic version of Dr Chud of Misfits fame? I sincerely hope so.