Everyone29 Dec 2003

I'm afraid you have exposed yourself to ridicule on an unprecedented scale with that shameful and deeply ignorant confession. I daresay this epoch making blunder will form the very crux of my soon-to-be-realised memoirs, tentatively entitled "Devastatingly Wrong Opinions" by Arthur Dimsby von Smithe. I'd like to take this opportunity to heartily congratulate you on your outright dung-mindedness and staggeringly blatant misuse of the colour "brown". Well done!