Top o' t' mornin' t'ya. Today I am working with AppleScript and QuarkXPress. If you're not familiar with those products, you can just read them as "hot branding iron" and "down my fucking throat". So I won't be writing any poetry as I will be too busy wrapping iron bands around my head to keep it from exploding with frustration as I restart the frickin' Mac every 5 minutes.
due for excoriation: Blue Fuckin' Moon, by lastobelus
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