Stephen Robins21 Apr 2004

Your assertion that anything could be "an endless disaster on the scale of receiving fellatio from violetsuede in a brightly-lit lockerroom full of geriatrics" is the the full of dunce raving of a dicksplat. I do not believe that fellatio from aforementioned fat mess would be endless, indeed, I believe I may arrive a little too soon if her corpulent lips were to be enwrapped around my bulbous purple end. The presence of geriatrics may, moreover, further hasten the pace of my arrival to the point where I actually arrive before I have started.