zodiac21 Apr 2004

You know that's true, right? The corset thing?

Simon Cowell looks like every American's idea of a European football player nearing retirement. We have an idea of European football players nearing retirement, you ask? Yes.

Violetsuede couldn't wear back fat allocating trousers. She has no part of her body that is not fat to allocate fat to. At best they would make her look like Simon Cowell. At worst like some swollen radish.