Stephen Robins25 Apr 2004

Why are you flirting is Sophie not putting out and you are having to resort to hiding behind computers as a sexual outlet.

Sarah, please do not fall foul of Fraser, he has a proven record of "grooming" girls on the internet. He uses the internet to hide his huge flan like legs which are obscenely reminiscent of those appended to VioletSuede (qv). He will lure you into liking his fat soul before emerging with his fat triangular head with flourescent ginger pubes a'top.