You are SO! imaginitively vague & aloofa. Perhaps try Xraying your scrotum a 1000 times a day for added appeal.

I like. Simple and yet funny. -10-

i'm kinda sick of all your "gay" poems, must be the homophobe in me, but this one is aight and kinda funny.

Jumping Jimenys. (with a swede's tongue)

Yip yip.

Well, im sorry if i seem boring in bed, its because you dont give me any arousal what so ever.. also, i dont have a taste for men, i enjoy women... so you can call me a lesbian along with your remarks claiming me to be a girl. ;)

Stop it!!! Your making my head hurt. The title and most of these comments make no sense!!! AH!!!! ::Enter Narrator To Describe This Bloody Scene:: Narrator: The little pink bunny is sitting at his computer screen reading poems when suddenly a poem by Horus8 appears. Oddly enough it features one of his friends Vipersnipples name in the title. The little woodland mammal reads it and the comments and one can almost see the confusion written across his face. Suddenly our pink bunny zion, starts screaming A-H with 4 exclaimtion points behind it. This continues to raise in pitch for about 20 seconds and then the poor little flesh eating creature's brain explodes, leaving a bloody mess all over the wall, and splattering myself as well. This Production of been brought to you by Horus8 and an overly confusing peom that unfortunatly made no sense what so ever to me.

I'm actually having Settle as a house guest for a bit this Summer, and am very much looking forward to it. I believe the smells from my kitchen will be exstatic & the smells from the el bano to be muy enfermo. We are planning to collide a remote controled jet full of C4 into the engine of a taking off airplane at some major airport, and then, for lunch we were going to put a CO2 Sars mix of gas into the Mcdonalds soda fountain dispenser. Then we were going to go to the Mustang ranch and give all of the hotties AIDS in their moufs and muffs and maybe up their nose, but we will definitely be urinating everywhere always. Nice poem. Nice style flex.

ahh nice imagery "upon tepid brined skin." tepid is like..less hot...moderately warm...lacking in passion. did you say it like that? and brined....are u meaning salty? good poem tho

whats a gecko mr horn dog?

Nice title, it made me all sticky and thick

aw cute u even initialed it Crossroad in my Dream cuz i thought the top part looked like signs pointing in directions and the bottom is a blob of dirt.

Final transmition? are you planning to leave ranker ville? thats.. disappointing.. are you having a nervous break down? looks like it, or an amusing childish fit of rage.

I can't, look how fat my ankles are in these heels?!

Sure, why not. Just do me one little favor. tell me what you think of my piece: Caesar and the giant?? i dont care if you insult it, stamp a zero on it or whatever you might be inspired to do, just give me a thought concerning my latest work.

Certainly, not listening to sigh, anyways or bussing across America.

"THERE ONCE WAS MAN NAMED GANUS WHO WAS SHOCKED BY POEMRANKER'S SAMENESS SO SOME POEMS HE WROTE AND THE SAMENESS HE SMOTE BUT IN HIS HASTE HE FORGOT ABOUT THE CRACKUS". LOL

I don't know about Important but yeah I guess it is a social find indeed.

Poopoo?

... ok, whatever...