Hee hee

I once borrowed a colon from my local hospital and wore it as a feather boa. It was a shit idea as the ring piece was no longer attached and everytime I swung it over my shoulder hospital fishcakes flew out.

Ok, your long introduction was... long.. i skipped it after reading maybe 25% of it. It was also vague and looked like senseless babble. But your ending was interesting and well written, but lacks a creative presentation and form. It does have a very nice mind tickling point that makes me wonder what exactly are you saying. I'll save my vote in hopes of seeing you rewrite this.

boring much i would fall asleep writin it let alone read it sowwie u need work

Shouldn't this be a concrete? Incredible by the way.

Hmmm. ;) nice humoristic prod. I got an idea now.. i think your going to enjoy it with much laughter. blessed with seven.

interesting. i like it. ;D blessed with 9.

As agnostic as a bag of flaming puppy coca.

Great Title. VERY Banal Poem. -3-

EWW... can I bet!!! I'll raise your "..[ with my "::[

i am indeed 6.00ft, weigh 12 stone 3 and have a beautiful cock.

Thank you and good night

Well thank goodness. Now if you excuse me I have to take my heart attack, medication.

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh no wait... Yeah your gonna make friends quick.

Ahh shucks its not that big, maybe 7.7 inches. Not sure how what inspired this, were you in the locker room at the swimming baths on june 14th at the Waldorf in london? hmm i aint voting

The joke isn't funny, or amusing. Your above comment saying "just kidding" seems to me to suggest that your poem was just a silly stab of humor... Due to the long amount of time you did take to respond with this, I think your attempting to save your ass from the cannon fire from the poets that the -joke- did injustice to.. alot of poets were poetically steped on by your poem. And now you pathetically claim to be merely kidding? I don't buy it shithead. I'm unable to accept this explaination.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Now I feel humbled to be in your presense. I love your ranker stories dreamer. -10- as I sit down and wait for this RGallet to respond.

By the way y'know you've helped me in my writing more than you'll ever know. Have you notice how long I've been absent from p/r? Just wanted to say thanks to you and read this poem which inspired me to write.....(ahh that would give away sooooooooooooo much) 10 (and i'm logging out to 10 it again)

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I work for JEWS!!!! AhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Bachus save me. Please?. -10-

love the end