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The Eskimo King on licking my tongue by w~* ATHENA *~w 12 Nov 2002, 2:26 AM

Professionals, huh, damn you!!

cleverdevice on some deleted poem 12 Nov 2002, 5:46 AM

Excellent. 'Honey, one of my nipples came off' 'Good God, a mans nipples don't just come of!' 'not true, depends what kind of pliers you use.'

Caducus on A Green Moons Haze by pink_punk_kisses87 12 Nov 2002, 2:35 AM

Cool Ode I too am numb

joey on The toilet by The Eskimo King 12 Nov 2002, 2:26 AM

????? ranodm!!!

joey on The toilet by The Eskimo King 12 Nov 2002, 2:26 AM

????? random!!!

joey on Light Entertainment by flanners 12 Nov 2002, 2:23 AM

flanners, i approve of the use of arse in this lymeric!!! very good, with a touch of class an all i believe!!! well done, here's a 10 for you!

joey on Hehehe by The Eskimo King 12 Nov 2002, 2:25 AM

dirty dirty dirty! i recognise this poem but where from???cant remember really!!! (now lets not bring this up) i approved of it then,, i still do! sick sick sick mind you av there!!!

joey on Mr Random by The Eskimo King 12 Nov 2002, 2:31 AM

flanners is an arse...by mr street himself! 2 poems in one.....how very...cheating!

joey on Mr Random by The Eskimo King 12 Nov 2002, 2:31 AM

1 point for each by the way!

The Eskimo King on some deleted poem 12 Nov 2002, 2:33 AM

Why do people not comment, ay?! this is again very impressive, Mr Hanney!!

joey on A little by The Eskimo King 12 Nov 2002, 2:43 AM

random...again! bit more interesting than the one i gave 2 to!!! hehe! nah, im being harsh, they are very good!

Caducus on some deleted poem 12 Nov 2002, 3:17 AM

I have e mailed this to my mate psycho, and he hails you as his brother. This is a truly breathtakingly, heartachingly,tapestry of emotion I f**** loved it man, you carry on making those seagulls peck the eyes out of the crows in our surrendered hearts, pecking and pecking till they tear us apart. absolute f****g A ! you bought the sycophant out in me and thats rare for me coz i'm i'm a miserable shite.

Caducus on some deleted poem 12 Nov 2002, 3:50 AM

nice poem of social voyeurism, u seem to paint the scene 'chagall' style, that cigarette thing we men like to do that.....would appreciate your comments on mine i'm new on this site.

brazen on Handy Smurf by Bachus 12 Nov 2002, 4:46 AM

the smurfs are commies. they all wear exactly the same clothes, except the leader papa smurf is in red. gargamel is supposed to be the stereotypical jew with his cat azrael, or maybe something similar. either way, just a thought. did i mention that the creator of the show was apparently a member of the KKK and a Nazi supporter? sorry, just bored and thought i'd spread the gossip.

brazen on An ode to my sugar daddy, but in haiku by horus8 12 Nov 2002, 4:47 AM

...if you bring a girlfriend it'll be a trip for two

brazen on for ya haters by bxjay170 12 Nov 2002, 4:50 AM

uh, word...yo. ya feelin' me ::wha?:: ya feelin' me ::wha?:: ya feelin' me ::wha?:: hmm hmm yeah.

brazen on i miss you by bxjay170 12 Nov 2002, 4:55 AM

i can't remember, personally at least, the last time my hearts was beeding. ah, memories.

brazen on crush on you by bxjay170 12 Nov 2002, 4:57 AM

ah yes, the double-sided blade of the one-eyed monster. may he stab at will.

brazen on There is no end by INTRANSIT 12 Nov 2002, 5:01 AM

trust me, the offspring have return...as lawyers. they sued me for raping their mother the sky and now i can't get within 1000 feet of it or i'll be arrested.

The Eskimo King on some deleted poem 12 Nov 2002, 2:31 AM

You the man Luke! Respect to you, and Your friend, Mr Irwin!!!