Drows?! What the hell?! I'm enraged and chagrinned. Mostly chagrinned. Jessum crow... don't confuse crappy DnD Haikus with crappy TOLKIEN Haikus. There's a subtle difference. And yes, it probably should've been SWEET... but remember that Aragorn is the subtle kind of sweet. What with the scruff and all.

In a class all it's own! Special ed.

Oui, it indeed does have merit! C'est MERDE!!!

I must admit his tune has charmed me more times than I can remember. Really excellent. 10/10

David Eddings? Humm? BAD-ASS. That's the real focus here. Let's not lose sight of that.

yes

piping hot and interestingly aloof. more aloof then an aloofa in the mold speckled corner of the shower. i'm off to see a play, my fucking fingers are bleeding, and my eyelids are revolting! 9/10

oh hush, its a story, i just wanted to get it out of my head...the poems i write are read by my boyfriend and most of these poems are about him, this one is about a crush from fifth grade, we are good friends now. thats it. he knows all about it, i sent this to him to help explain. geez, if my poems were all about different guys that would be like over five different guys. no, no other guys. pain is about my friend that i was pissed at.

Bachus8, form the looks of it you are having a bad day or possibly something upon the lines of an epiphany.

even after starin at the powdered blue screen of poemranker for the last 15 hours, could not deprive this colorful piece of it's worthiness. splendid and candid!@

The Bel-garian and mallorean series were very entertaining to say the least. The high hunt sucked Sauron's turd corn though. Mr. Eddings had a way with story telling. Do you agree to disagree, or really not give a rat's ass Because his work has just never been interesting to you.

Jade. i'm not brainwashed and i'm not a fool. We think ur being dangerous not because of the drugs but beause of the poor desisions you make sometimes. Like wanting to get screwed by someguy you've never met in Texas for instance.

omg, jenn, relax, im not going down there to fuck him, im going down there so i CAN meet him and see if he is really the person i see online, if not, duh im not gonna fuck him, but i do care for him very much, and if he is the man i think he is, then he's the man i love and he is getting my ribbon. do not think i would go to houston and just fuck him and come home, i would not, you of all people should know me better than that. i love you jenn, but sometimes i wonder at how well you know me if you can think i would do that then obviously you dont know me well enough

You ever get the feeling that your playing chess with yourself D.A cuz your just so incredibly trained and intimidating that the competition cowers dirty kneed in your enormous pear assed shadow to whisper unearned praises into the ears of earless minions....yes here at poemranker there's a chain of command complete with stubby pencils and a locked chit box. No, of course you don't what would be the point in that. you who bravely bucks all trends and styles. The crusader of cutting edge state of the art thinking. The octapus of jesu'. After all it's not 'cool' unless it gets a check mark at your desk first. aye. You know, i have to say that i have never had more fun spreading the "good word", as i am here and now. Interacting with 'real artists who aren't afraid to quit there jobs and put it all on the line for the art of spoken word distribution. I have so much respect for writers and artists that spend their time between working for the man, and creating great works of genius, only to never do a thing withit, because we all know that it's so much more interesting to live ones life never taking any long term creative chances, such as moving to new york, or l.a, or paris and interacting with artists who actually make a 'living' doing what it is they love doing living inbetween their drive to change the way people think, and the fact that most people never have the guts to leave the stability of their parents house in say maybe bfe missouri to take a fucking chance at making a difference where it counts, with the people who control what other people become interested in. People don't go to see triple x, because it's a movie that will 'change their lives'. they go and see it because its the in thing, hip and full of rewarding visuals. why fucking even paint with canvassd anymore when there's photoshop, why move to paris to write along the same paths that rimbaud traversed when there's poemranker. Why read a fucking book or any of the classics when there's books on tape and video games to play. why watch a black and white movie with no sound. When there's million pixeled digitally enhanced thx surround sound themeless movie screens on every corner. Why sketch your lover when you could just take her picture. Why meet a friend for a walk when there's e-mail.. why go outside when there's everything you ever dreamed of inside, why even move a muscle when you can just hook up the ab shocker 10000 at twitch your muscles into shape. why socialize when you can internalize and get less friction and feedback, yes my friends we are most assuredly living the ultimate capitalistic dream of our forefathers. if you are listening generation 'Y'= why bother! stay in missoura, we're filled to capacity anyway with 'red herring' and lemmings join a militia in montana instead at least you can still fucking smoke in restaurants there. p.s evergreen, if your considering quitting your day job to take a chance in other creative circles. don't cuz within a months time you would be nevergreen again but i would also be forced to respect your attempt and desire to live the 'word' and not pretend that you serve the 'words' more genuinely and originally from the middle of your couch left handing a bag of fucking stale fritos. don't be afraid sweetheart every forest has to burn to the ground eventually in order to re-nourish the land in the hopes of a greener future.

Now right a version from their perspective...here allow me in haiku for you....With beer goggles on/I scraped the barrels bottom/There's your barking gash!

8/10 I'd like to hear it with the music.

Snappy rhythm and jolly good fun + I love spiders too. 9/10

lovely.

genius? maybe not - but funny as hell.

you got yer mojo werkin' here, man.