So now you know. "And knowing is half the battle. Yooooo Joe!"

Not if God has a sense of humor.

Blasphemy: A contemptuous or profane act, utterance, or writing concerning God or a sacred entity.

Profane: Vulgar; coarse

Hee-hee. I knew I'd get either you or Zodiac to jump me on that one. You've been surfin' the recent comment list I see.

Chinese Night

Siren night
Whorey night
All is cum
Ow his bite
Ram yo' vagina
Muffer in China
Whorey inferno
Nintento and my ho
Sheep in heavin' repeat
Sheep in heavin' repeat.

No "completely" sounds just as lame and irrelevant as "wholly".

I hear St. peter and the others in heaven don't take to kindly to blasphemy.

You can make them sacred for yourself but I'd prefer to follow a prophet who's not lead around by his cock.

Knock it off kid, you're creeping me out.

Here -9-

Now stop winking.

So that's why you pushed other peoples poems down the recent posts list. That's sweet of you.

They were almost all written at different times and at a closer look are all inconsistant.

http://www.geocities.com/b_r_a_d_99/jesusappear.htm

http://64.233.161.104/search?q=cache:j5pHHkkM0w4J:www.ptsem.edu/know/pr-bin/Thompson2005_lecture.pdf+inconsistency+in+the+gospels&hl=en

http://www.holysmoke.org/wb/wb0007.htm

I guess it's a matter of faith.

For my Penis? Normal conversation: probably "dick".
In writing: All the above but straight men will say and do the gayest things in the process of getting laid like dancing. If he was having sex in the poem and said cock that would be fine but he's just using the word like it's what he always calls it. Like "my cock itches". "I've got to go drain my cock" The more often you use it in common remarks the gayer it becomes.
Either it's that or the constant references made to "Him" in the poem followed by the use of the term "Cock" made it sound gay.
Ah hell! I don't know. It was a first impression anyway.

Maybe. I forgot to check. He's so old. Like Bob Hope before he died, every year I'd just assume he died.

I just saw a Middle Eastern woman on CNN talking about how we need to torture our prisoners of war more. Every time we debate about whether or not to use force our enemies in the Middle East percieve us as being wusses. This was written verbatim.

Is that right there not a perfect symbol for the 80's? Like totally it is.

Him and De Niro. Why do people think they are like the greatest actors alive? They're hams.

I know L4 sucks. I'm already trying to think something up.
It was my original dream to make both versions make sense but then I went almost nuts trying.

See I thought it was just 'cause he was Irish, or is it Scottish. Ahh hell, what's the difference.

I think the only person I thought you might be once was Hap. (or maybe the ghost of John Updike).

I guess under that metaphor I could say I have Irritable bowel syndrome. Few can match him turd for turd. You came as close as anyone.

I guess under that metaphor I could say I have Irritable bowel syndrome. Few can match him turd for turd. You came as close as anyone.