Don't make fun of Osama's beard. Jesus had one like that too.

The bad certainly seem to live on. You're unfortunate evidence of that. But I'm perfectly willing to help you cure that
mistake.

First of all, it's 72 virgins I'll dream of, thank you very much. Secondly, I choose option F: Stand up, laugh your head off, moon the whole of New York, and start dancing through the isles to the tune of 'I Will Survive', timing it so that the impact with the building will come a split second after a reiteration of the refrain.

So, I take it all the zeroes posted here are because I don't share your opinions about the Great Satan who isn'T me. And here I was thinking that the poetry on this site was voted on based on the quality of the poem and not on what it says or what the voter thinks of the author. Silly me.