replying on it's tough at times by Jigg
10 Jun 2005, 8:48 AM
this is art, that is artistic licence...okay I made an arse of it! You happy? What's it like bein' perfect and/or sober!?
replying on A Losing Streak by Jigg
6 Mar 2003, 4:10 PM
I believe what you would end up with is a cat with toast strapped to it's back, half way down a building, spinning on it's longitudinal axis. Quite a sight...
replying on The Long Walk Back by Jigg
12 Feb 2003, 2:50 PM
Well let's look at the evidence. The mock gothic flavour, the riseable rhyming scheme and the melodramatic finish. The very fact that you had to ask the question is a joke in itself. Is this one of your non-serious comments? NEXT!
replying on The Long Walk Back by Jigg
5 Feb 2003, 11:24 AM
Thank you both for the kind word. I am particularly enamoured withthe Olivier comment. High praise indeed, thank you.
replying on The Nicotine Addicts Jangling Tobbaconists Conversation by Jigg
30 Jan 2003, 10:36 PM
this ones pretty late too
replying on The Yellow Penguin by ahmyerda
10 Dec 2002, 10:59 AM
Ees eet only WAAAfer theen?
on The Yellow Penguin by ahmyerda
9 Dec 2002, 4:10 PM
Well let's see it started pretty badly, it tailed off in the middle and the less said about the end the better but on teh whole quite quite brilliant, well done ahmyerda, well done have a biscuit, or don't. Nae cunt likes a fat arsehole
replying on The Nicotine Addicts Jangling Tobbaconists Conversation by Jigg
22 Nov 2002, 8:13 PM
bad luck with the piss soaked socks and the pock marked face. I am sure you were warned not to pick at them.
replying on The Nicotine Addicts Jangling Tobbaconists Conversation by Jigg
22 Nov 2002, 8:12 PM
And yet, you seem to have missed the vital point the whole poem makes, it is in fact an allegorical piece on the Franco-Prussian war. So sad to see that a poet of your vast...intellect, has missed these subtle undertones. For was it not the great bard himself who wrote "I would not eat green eggs and ham, not on a train , not in a plane..." so on and so forth.
on Drunken note #2 by blackball
6 Oct 2002, 5:38 PM
Well this is just utter garbage I mean where was the structure and the meter?...Oh good Lord no this just shan't do...no wait on second read thru...no genius...absolute genius...(Irony Irony Irony) as before love your work...another 10 will do me, Tommy
on Drunken note #1 by blackball
6 Oct 2002, 5:37 PM
Well it sorta started quite badly, went no where in the middle and tailed off towards the end but apart from that, splendid...great...sterling effort. No sorry justa touch of wry poet humour there (this is steeped in irony, so please don't hunt me down and slay me) liked it liked it a lot 10 will do me, Tommy!
on Drunken note #3 by blackball
6 Oct 2002, 5:33 PM
*speechless* I just don't get it, is this site not governed in any sorta way, mean or fashion!? Why am I being forced to read this, this bile. Y'see what I did there?...huh d'you see it, I took ya down one road just for ya to be dragged back and took down the real road. I tell ya kid you'll go far, it's another 10 that'll do me, Tommy.
on Joe likes "DYNAMITE"! by horus8
12 Aug 2002, 11:42 AM
I fear there is a touch of the tortured soul here, and it festoons with it magnitude to a cresendo of typicallity that can be only just forseen, or should that be overlooked, within the first few lines of the opening stanza. A Nice try but nice trys always come last...It's your future, son...I see drawing boards.
on The Nicotine Addicts Jangling Tobbaconists Conversation by Jigg
12 Aug 2002, 11:35 AM
I am really sorry, I didn't know this was Poetry for Profit, if I had known I would have been less blatant with my clear plagurisim, as you would like to believe. However I would draw the line at daylight slurs on my person and would ask you, in the most aggresive terms, to keep all comments on the poem and not my sexual orientation, you dumb fuckwad.