poemranker ::20 most recent comments by Shit-Crumpets and replies

Comments byShit-Crumpets, the 20 most recent, including replies. Only comments on poems

replying on Achilles, Mothers, and the Gods of war by Shardik 26 Nov 2003, 1:23 PM
you hapless little minion... come now and brush your teeth- you can use my old toothbrush, I've bought a new one.

Be thankful that I even allow you to clean your teeth, and don't dare beg for mouthwash.
on A REVISION by rwoodley 23 Nov 2003, 4:57 PM
This isn't a poem, its therapy verse- are you a teenage counselor?
on Teenage Guidance by Shit-Crumpets 23 Nov 2003, 4:54 PM
Oh, and surprise! I'm SD with a face-lift!
replying on Shit-Crumpets for supper! by Shit-Crumpets 18 Nov 2003, 7:42 PM
Wouldn't you love to know?
It's secret. Cannot reveal.
Tell you when its safe.
replying on Shit-Crumpets for supper! by Shit-Crumpets 18 Nov 2003, 7:28 PM
TPL?
replying on iron coil by Shit-Crumpets 18 Nov 2003, 7:06 PM
no, i didnt try at all.
just needed to post something.
replying on Oral Sex by Shit-Crumpets 18 Nov 2003, 7:04 PM
Tis why i chose it sir? yes.
on Oral Sex by Shit-Crumpets 18 Nov 2003, 6:39 PM
I hope this offends everyone.