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Prose Poem № 106760

Captain Napkin Starring In "The Passion Of Napkin"

by horus8

Member since 2002 · Posted 28 Jun 2004 · 7 comments

Captain Napkin was our spiritual leader. He died on Uranus for the sins of your filthy tight pinched mouth. (This is where you put your cash on the plate.) Captain Napkin was a two ply savior Until one ply went away leaving him all alone on Uranus Then Captain Napkin folded up, and went away too into the sea, from Uranus. It was there that he broke the fish and heeled the bread. Amen,  Peasant. Ps. Save a tree, and Flush your face instead. Sincerely, Mel Jizzbon

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[1] Doug 28-Jun-04/4:29 PM Reply
How bout flush this poem instead.

Sincerely:(
Pale Jizzbomb
[n/a] horus8 › Doug 28-Jun-04/5:03 PM Reply
No Doug, I can't do that.
Might I offer you a stab at the
number of jelly-beans in my Bow'l?
[n/a] horus8 › Doug 28-Jun-04/5:08 PM Reply
I do however concur on the lackluster of your skin
and the fact that you are exploding-spunk.
[1] Doug › horus8 29-Jun-04/9:24 PM Reply
I wish I could touch your neck ,just one time jerimi.Your so good..maybe when I awake?Maybe when I fall?Either way I'll be by you.Just one time.Can't wait u little biatch.I'll be dreaming of u.
BYE
[10] Dan garcia-Black 29-Jun-04/9:02 AM Reply
Cute.
[n/a] pain killer › Dan garcia-Black 29-Jun-04/10:42 AM Reply
i love it when the big boys gang up on each other...what's up doug?
the big boys won't let you join their gang...or did you fail the initiation test?...the trick is to write unmitigated rubbish that means nowt but that because it' oh so clever no one dare admit to not "getting" it...this poem is very clever but lacks warmth and emotional depth and resonance...it's a turd wrapped in silver foil and it stinks...you know how to write good poems don't you doug?...you know i'm right (and write) horus...you DO like your folds
[n/a] Bachus › pain killer 29-Jun-04/3:56 PM Reply
Dare yee summon Turdzilla,
and risk the scently order of our bow'l?