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Free verse № 108139

Panda Love

Member since 2003 · Posted 11 Jul 2004 · 1 comment

Female panda, female panda, You know I wanna bang ya, With body black and ears of white, Feed me panda love tonight. I love the way you walk, And I love the way you talk, Aw, comeon babe, why do you sulk? Dontchu wanna rub my FAT BELLY!

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[5] bamf909 22-Apr-05/10:12 AM Reply
this is kind of funny. i think "bang" is kind of harsh. i want to like the male panda, and that means he should be more sensitive to her needs. why odesnt he bring her a bouquet of bamboo shoots or something? (5)