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Work Excuse (Free verse) by jroday Employee.... " I'm sorry but I can't come in today.
My doctor says I suffer from Anal Glaucoma."
Boss...." Anal Glaucoma? What the hell is that?
Employee...." I just can't see my ass coming to work!"
Up the ladder:
Forever
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No Single Tear
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Posted: November 1, 2004 3:01 AM PST; Last modified: November 1, 2004 3:01 AM PSTWeighted score: 5.0397344 Overall Rank: 7161 Comments:
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crossmember being an angry penis the other day when I was distracted by the sudden and inexplicable explosion of the bottle of penafiel I was balancing on my head. Needless to say, I never got around to listing the implications. I will return to this duty when I dot it into my pdr.