Work Excuse

Member since 2004 · Posted 1 Nov 2004 · 1 comment

Employee.... " I'm sorry but I can't come in today. My doctor says I suffer from Anal Glaucoma." Boss...." Anal Glaucoma? What the hell is that? Employee...." I just can't see my ass coming to work!"

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[9] INTRANSIT 1-Nov-04/6:48 AM Reply

Quite funny!!! I was pondering the implications of a
crossmember being an angry penis the other day when I was distracted by the sudden and inexplicable explosion of the bottle of penafiel I was balancing on my head. Needless to say, I never got around to listing the implications. I will return to this duty when I dot it into my pdr.