fucked up dream

Kind of a very short story. (e-mail extract) Dont you ever think that life sometimes is an insult to dreams? I had a numbingly beautiful dream last night (very calm for me) and I was chain smoking on a grey cloud next to golden gates and Gabriel came over to me with his wings in plaster and I said 'hey gabe whats up' and he said 'some stupid fuck called Icarus - man he's dumb' then he said 'hey caducus you sorted the gates out God's gonna be pissed man' So I replied 'God can kiss my feathery ass' then it started raining and lightening struck from my grey cloud and Gabriel said 'What did ya say that for you knobhead' and I raised my head and just shouted 'hey God chill the fuck out man and 20 more Marlboro please you soaked my king size' anyway a finger came from the stars and an old hags face told me to fix the gate nagging me GOD WAS A WOMAN I noticed the gate was rusting (must have been something to do with everyones faith i guess) and as i was rubbing the gate and wiggling my ass two babacious angels flew past and said 'hey you fallen one' and i said 'aha' and they said 'nice ass' and flew off with a shit load of cherubs in lock and chain who were crying. I asked Gabriel (who was downing a bottle of jack) why the cherubs were going to hell and he said 'its their time to be born' and I said 'poor little fuckers' followed by 'hey gabe when i was mortal i dreaded hell and the funny thing was hell all along WAS earth and sins of the flesh was not a sin at all it was heaven' and gabriel looked at me and said 'hey dude can;t you see i'm busy' (he was making out with some angel chick'). It was such a cool dream - lucid you know??#