Amputation

Member since 2004 · Posted 29 Jul 2005 · 1 comment

I cut my brother off today He couldn't get a job He wouldn't get a job He shouldn't get a job So I cut him off My doctor said he'll be contagious For the next three to fifty-seven years My dentist said that my brother Is a no-good lousy bum I'm glad I cut him off before those symptoms showed Besides, it only hurt for a little while And I saved a load of money.

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