Stop stalking me, eventually

Member since 2004 · Posted 6 Sep 2005 · 5 comments

Stop following my car Stop kidnapping my pet Stop watching me from afar But not quite just yet You watch me like a show You treat me like shit But I'll let you know When I want you to quit You follow me from work And when I jog in the park My friends say you're a jerk But just wait for my mark You sneak up like a sleuth Without making a sound But the God's honest truth Is that I like you around You strap me in tight To your torture invention You cost me my life But at least you pay me attention

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[4] INTRANSIT 6-Sep-05/10:06 AM Reply

I f t h e d a m n e d s t an z a s d i d n ' t a l l s a y t h e s a m e t h i n g . . . . . . . basically.

[2] wilco 7-Sep-05/7:02 PM Reply

This is what Dr. Seuss would've written had he been mentally retarded.

Seriously...this is just horrible. You're capable of better, I know...

[n/a] T. Jonathron Remp › wilco 7-Sep-05/7:18 PM Reply

hahahhha

[2] Tintagiles 7-Sep-05/7:41 PM Reply

'Stop kidnapping my pet'... Wonderful. How often has the stalker done so? Does the pet just keep reappearing on the doorstep or something?

[n/a] T. Jonathron Remp › Tintagiles 8-Sep-05/10:47 AM Reply

he took my panda