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Limerick № 143679

A naughty strumpet

Member since 2006 · Posted 28 May 2006 · 4 comments

There once was a cunt from Ole Miss She loved to get banged and drink piss Her bath? Golden showered! Her anus? deflowered! Her gunk-laden quim sauce is bliss!

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[10] MacFrantic 29-May-06/6:23 PM Reply
Brilliant! *10*
[9] Ranger 1-Jun-06/4:58 AM Reply
This is pretty much the ultimate limerick. Taboo no longer exists.
[9] Edna Sweetlove 19-Jun-06/11:16 AM Reply
This is a lovely little poem and may God bless you for it. On the other hand she may well screw you with a 12 inch nail instead.
[10] Sing4Jesus! 23-Aug-06/9:56 AM Reply
Jesus loves you!