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Christmas Memories

by John Rambo

Member since 2006 · Posted 5 Jun 2006 · 2 comments

O Santa, with cock hard as steel You fed her your beef as a meal With greas-ed thighs gleamin You fired your semen All over Miss Jessica Biel The poster, of course, on the walls Was stained with the sauce from your balls The reindeer were fucked And your penis was stuck In the rear of the dear Mrs. Claus

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[7] Edna Sweetlove 19-Jun-06/11:16 AM Reply
Not vulgar enough for me.
[0] Sing4Jesus! 23-Aug-06/9:57 AM Reply
Jesus HATES this!