Eenie Meenie Minie Moe

Member since 2006 · Posted 13 Jun 2006 · 13 comments

Eenie meenie minie moe Catch a retard by the toe If he realises let him go Or he'll piss himself in half a mo Eenie meenie minie moe Catch a fairy by the toe If he thinks you want some fun He'll let you do him in the bum. Eenie meenie minie moe Catch a mugger by the toe Kick his face in and steal his wallet Shove your fat fist down his gullet. Eenie meenie minie moe Catch a blind man by the toe If he prays to let him go Smash his gob in â heâll never know.

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[n/a] Edna Sweetlove 13-Jun-06/1:24 PM Reply

I dedicate this to all my fans.

[n/a] ALChemy 15-Jun-06/11:14 AM Reply

True Story: Probably the second most common version of Eenie, meenie, minie, moe rhyme has this verse in it;

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Catch a nigger by his toe
If he hollers make him pay,
Fifty dollars every day

So someone more vulgar than you beat you to it.

PS. By deleting this comment you here-by confirm you're an inexcusable twit.

[n/a] Edna Sweetlove › ALChemy 15-Jun-06/4:40 PM Reply

Dear Alchemy, I shall leave your moronic comment for people to laugh at for its stupidity and ignorance. Hereby has no hyphen, dumbo. And you got the original wrong too. Jesus wept.

[n/a] ALChemy › Edna Sweetlove 16-Jun-06/6:41 AM Reply

Dear Sweet-love, I shall leave links verifying my hyphen is acceptable and that there is indeed a well known variation of the rhyme containing the word "nigger".
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/here-by
-and-
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eeny,_meeny,_miny,_moe
(scroll down to the history section)

PS. Starting a sentence with "And" while in the process of trying to nit-pick somebody's grammar is incredibly stupid.
Jesus wept indeed.

[n/a] Dovina › ALChemy 16-Jun-06/7:26 AM Reply

Is this the only excuse for an arguement left on dying Poemranker? If Edna did not routinely delete every response she can't smear with shit, I might get involved. This is ridiculous.

[n/a] ALChemy › Dovina 16-Jun-06/12:45 PM Reply

I copied and pasted my reply to MS Word so if she deletes it I'll just post it back up again. Her only recourse is to delete her reply too.

Hey it's nice to see you back. I missed your goddess-like presence.

[n/a] ALChemy › ALChemy 16-Jun-06/12:48 PM Reply

Oh, I even backed these 2 comments up too.

[n/a] Dovina › ALChemy 17-Jun-06/7:05 AM Reply

Goddess-like? Blush. Hey, some of those female gods were more sour than sweetlove. Save it quick, it's a goner.

[n/a] Edna Sweetlove › Dovina 18-Jun-06/3:27 AM Reply

I never delete stupid comments as I like them.

[9] Engelbert Humpalot › Dovina 14-Jan-07/12:40 PM Reply

You sound like a boring c*nt

[n/a] Edna Sweetlove › ALChemy 18-Jun-06/3:30 AM Reply

Dear ALC: You seem to be a little hypersensitive today. Pity it doesn't extend to your writing. Re the "original" poem. You entirely missed the point that I was surprised that you imagined I would NOT know the original "nigger" version. What else might my skit be based on? It's the last line your have wrong in your version. Or it may be an American variation. You need a good strong dose of humour medicine, dear.

[n/a] ALChemy › Edna Sweetlove 18-Jun-06/9:39 AM Reply

Dear Edna: Such a lady-like response, I'm impressed. How does the English "nigger" version end? Do tell.

PS. I could hardly imagine you liking my more sensitive writing.

[7] Hostileintent 14-Oct-06/5:16 AM Reply

funny