Let's Grovel For Jesus And Fight The Naughty Satan!

Brothers and Sisters! Fall down on your knees and pray! Our cities throughout the land are in pain and turmoil! The anti-Christ is scything through our nation! The pestilence of Babylon and Sodom is on the prowl! Our lovely sun-washed land is flowing with the filthy pus Of the anti-Christ's excremental bestial outpourings! We must battle against the Satanic forces of the anti-Christ Who manifests himself in designer clothes and alcoholic beverages To corrupt and destroy us and rebuild us in his own Hellish image! So when you're feeling down and oh so sinful, sad and blue, There is a simple reason for this: your Loving Lord is not with you! You must kneel down and worship God and be born again in Holy Jesus!