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Oh to be a Scot!

by Donald McFuck

Member since 2007 · Posted 13 Jan 2007 · 3 comments

I'm a Scot and I am ace: Ginger hair and stupid face; Wearing sporrans trimmed with lace; Eating haggis at tremendous pace; Despising those of negroid race. I'm proud to be a mental case.

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A favorite of Engelbert Humpalot.

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[10] Stephen Robins 13-Jan-07/2:53 PM Reply
I'm a Scot and I'm a black,
Bought to Scotland in a sack,
I told them all I would'e go back,
To my home in a Iraq,
Even though Scotland is even more cack,
It has something that Iraq does lack,
A bountiful supply of excellent smack.
[10] Engelbert Humpalot 14-Jan-07/12:00 PM Reply
Delightful. I shall put you on my faves. Come and read my own writings to see some real class.
[6] Dr Toilet 15-Jan-07/9:00 AM Reply
Dear Toilet feels sympathy for you!