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Dr Toilet's Tidal Poem

Member since 2007 · Posted 15 Jan 2007 · 1 comment

Sniffing, sniffing, sniffing, And all the smells I'm whiffing Ebbtide! The sea has flowed right out And I give a noisy shout Sewercide! The outflow is a-leaking Just hear those seagulls shrieking Mouths wide! The sewers are all pumping The seashore's really jumping Putricide!

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[10] Edna Sweetlove 16-Jan-07/4:46 AM Reply
Ah yes indeedy, I recognise the odour so well; it is particularly strong as it arises from the previous commentator's poetry.