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Faucet's got a nasty drip. FUCK! Not again!

by <{Baba^Yaga}>

Member since 2002 · Posted 15 Sep 2002 · 18 comments

What i really want ? The burning to go away. Clap for my faucet. What a fucking drag. I need antibiotics and fresher sushi. But she seemed real clean ? Although her cunt was quite vast. Think i should tell her ? No more one night stands for me because that did it ! What a waste of spunk.

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[5] god'swife 15-Sep-02/7:58 PM Reply
Not up to your high standards.
[0] Bachus 15-Sep-02/8:06 PM Reply
who said anything about standards, i'm fucking serious....you cats are voting on the dissinegration of my cock. poor fella's doing the tom hanks in the green mile....and you guys are talking about standards? may ezra pound pound your pound cakes. villians.
[5] god'swife › Bachus 15-Sep-02/8:28 PM Reply
Doxycycline 500mg QID X 10 days. Condoms. VDRL, & UA for chlamydia. Syphillis & gonorrhea are epidemic in L.A. county. (I hope you're joking)
[n/a] poetandknowit 15-Sep-02/8:37 PM Reply
Depends, and much fresher sushi! No more cathedrals. Only the sewn girls from now on! Soup wasn't as good coming back up!
[5] god'swife 15-Sep-02/9:52 PM Reply
this is god's wifes son (god's son) gods and gods wife's little devil chid
[5] royalflesh 15-Sep-02/11:23 PM Reply
Baba^Yaga - seems like you've got some itchity switch that needs a cleansing. Try holy water - (its in the back of the sanctuary, next to the pope's glory hole) If you talk to the dispenser of your ill-fated and tainted drip on a regular basis tell her. Otherwise fuck her (just not like the other leathered and feathered trickity whore night).
[7] <~> 16-Sep-02/7:23 AM Reply
tsk tsk. dammit man, all the places you've been, and you don't think twice about it? oh, yeah, and you should have put this under bachus, since old women tend not to have penises. hope it doesn't rot off...luv, z
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> › <~> 16-Sep-02/11:24 AM Reply
But dearie...i am an old gnarled hag with the ability to shape change, gender switch, and live vicariously through others....sometimes inhabiting the body of a young man on the hunt can be a trifle dangerous....we have an appointment with a good jewish dr. tomorrow, to set things right...then i'm considering retirement from the crusades of the brave thrust and concentrating on more uplifting work ...like cannabalism again, i'll be sure to cook the meat all the way through...rest assured..
[7] <~> › <{Baba^Yaga}> 16-Sep-02/11:32 AM Reply
i prefer carpaccio, baba. and i'm sure that nice doctor will fix you up just right, dearie.
[0] Robert K Foster 17-Sep-02/5:57 AM Reply
vile. an assassination of an art form.
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> › Robert K Foster 17-Sep-02/2:33 PM Reply
want a kiss?
[0] Nicholas Jones 20-Sep-02/1:34 AM Reply
Using the word cunt doesn't make you big and clever, just umimaginative. I managed to cause controversy by saying bombing Afghanistan was wrong - much more satisfying.
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> › Nicholas Jones 23-Sep-02/12:37 PM Reply
what ? you don't toe nail the vagina?...cunt hang? cunt get over the endless fields of poppies scarlet oriental just waiting to be controled by the almighty west..blow up that field..keep this one...tax that one, and ask a certain other farmer to plant a bigger one! it's agriculturally a sound war. don't you think..or cunt you dig it...cunt. p.s words are a linguistically feeble way to communicate, so i'm going to make my cunt utters a low inaudible growl just for you...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiipppppppp. "a queef for the piker". 90% OF THE HEROIN ON THIS PLANET COMES FROM afghanistan.don't kid yourself about falling fliers and starving children this war is about money just like all of the others..have you hugged your local socialist today? maybe you should. oh.. and my cunt says good bye and good day. cad.r
[7] <~> › <{Baba^Yaga}> 23-Sep-02/12:54 PM Reply
hey, if he gets off by talking about war, more power to him baba. a month or two in an opium den, that would slit him up a treat.
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> › <~> 29-Oct-02/1:02 PM Reply
my great uncle is a dr-professor of mathmatics in munich, and twice a year he goes to turkey to do just that. hip cat. i go to a methadone clinic in berkley. red eyed rat. god made me flat. rootbeered the float, and so i do. camel toe my coat SCREAMING up TO GOD! GOD! GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO BUTTON UP MY MOOSE KNUCKLE, and he does. thankfully.
[6] Tascobar 15-Nov-02/5:07 AM Reply
How large must a cunt be to earn the classification "vast"?
I must know.
Oh, the poem. Have a 6, and next time, bag it up.
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> › Tascobar 24-Dec-02/3:56 PM Reply
frightfully massive, to the point were you have to choose a side and rub savagely.>
[0] horus8 24-Dec-02/7:52 PM Reply
hate when that happens.l