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Colin's thoughts

Member since 2007 · Posted 14 Aug 2007 · 5 comments

I am a sad old git I love to play toy trains I am a piece of shit With soggy shit for branes. I am illiteritt too boot I can bearly spell my name - I am cunt from head to foot And there's no one else to blaim.

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5 comments

[10] Edna Sweetlove 15-Aug-07/7:59 AM Reply
This is hilariously funny! Well wrote, Col, yorra jeany-uss.
[10] Dr Toilet 15-Aug-07/9:52 AM Reply
Hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho. I have not laughed so much since my mum caught her tits in the mangle.
[10] Engelbert Humpalot 23-Aug-07/5:05 PM Reply
I couldn't have put it better about poor Colin, even if I had written it myself.
[n/a] richa 24-Aug-07/1:18 PM Reply
are you gay too.
[n/a] rabbi sammy schtupp 24-Aug-21/9:05 AM Reply
Not very kosher!