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homer simpson

Member since 2007 · Posted 30 Oct 2007 · 2 comments

doh! i could be sitting here dead. doh! i could be breaking my bread. i could be seeking re-election, contemplating my my defection from the world of people who care. i could thank my lucky stars and be grateful for my scars because i'm lucky i have marge and am basking in dusk much sweeter than the cold early morning fears. i have run the race and conclude that living well embiggens the humblest man.

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[9] Dovina 1-Nov-07/8:46 AM Reply
I like embiggens.
At least capitalize her name.
Line 4 adds ambiguity - good.
I don't know homer, would like to.
[8] INTRANSIT 2-Nov-07/5:54 AM Reply
I see a lyric. The first two lines being the refrain.

Add to it. Really.