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Waking Up

Member since 2006 · Posted 31 Dec 2020 · 8 comments

Have you ever woken up To find you have shat yourself? It's bad enough if you're alone, But when a new drag-back is with you Begging to be done up both her holes I promise you It's twice as bad.

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8 comments

[10] Engelbert Humpalot 31-Dec-20/11:26 AM Reply

A work of great genius! I have often shat on a bedmate in my excitement on discovering they had 2 anuses.

[0] SupremeDreamer › Engelbert Humpalot 25-Apr-21/3:23 AM Reply

Making fake names to vote and comment on yourself is sad and pathetic... oh yeah, like YOU!

[0] SupremeDreamer › Engelbert Humpalot 25-Apr-21/3:24 AM Reply

Making fake names to vote and comment on yourself is sad and pathetic... oh yeah, like YOU!

[10] Engelbert Humpalot 3-Feb-21/7:30 AM Reply

If she pissed too, that's a bonus.

[10] conny lingers 10-Mar-21/9:17 AM Reply

How true!

[0] SupremeDreamer › conny lingers 25-Apr-21/3:24 AM Reply

Making fake names to vote and comment on yourself is sad and pathetic... oh yeah, like YOU!

[0] SupremeDreamer 25-Apr-21/3:22 AM Reply

"done up both her holes"? nice... except the context is fucked. Unlike you.

[0] SupremeDreamer 25-Apr-21/3:27 AM Reply

conny lingers 0:0:0:0:0:0:0:1 10 March 10, 2021 9:17 AM PST
Anonymous 127.0.0.1 10 February 11, 2021 11:00 AM PST
Engelbert Humpalot 0:0:0:0:0:0:0:1 10 February 3, 2021 7:30 AM PST
Anonymous 0:0:0:0:0:0:0:1 10 January 14, 2021 10:19 AM PST

YOU ARE A SAD EXCUSE FOR A POET!