Nighttime Conversation

Member since 2002 · Posted 26 Sep 2002 · 6 comments

-That was a good film. -It was sexy. -I'm hungry now. -Me too. Let's have some fruit. -I feel like an apricot. -I have one here. -Oo, that's a really nice one. -Here, eat it. I can't. -This is really good. -Don't forget the old technique to eating them. -What's that again? -Splitting it open with your tongue. -Oh yeah. Do you want soemthing? -Sure. I like bananas, myself. -Here, I have one on me. -That's a hell of a big banana. -I hope you don't mind that. -Not at all. -Better with the skin pulled down, remember. -Yeah, I know. -Well, here we are. Both satisfied. -Yeah. This is a good banana. -This is a good apricot. -This is really a great evening. -Oo yeah. We'll have to do this again sometime

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[7] Christof 27-Sep-02/2:43 AM Reply

Is it just me or is this rude and naughty?

[4] ==Doylum › Christof 27-Sep-02/5:28 AM Reply

The person who posted it is certainly rude, very rude for having done so. All it really needs to set it of a treat is that old chestn'nuts where one peels the banana till it has 4skins.

[6] Nicholas Jones 27-Sep-02/2:51 AM Reply

Ah, the old fruit as sexual metaphor routine. Should really have used a fig, though, rather than an apricot. Much more genital.

[6] INTRANSIT 27-Sep-02/4:26 AM Reply

Got the point but it felt "flat"

[2] knickytoy 27-Sep-02/7:17 AM Reply

puerile

[10] Bachus 11-Dec-02/9:34 PM Reply

this is genius, subtle...yet laser accurate. i feel an apricot plays a mre reliable vagina than a fig...figs can be a bit mushy. while an apricot early in the season can be perfectly split,and appreciated. it's candid style is quite applaudible.??