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Your Mama

by jessicazee

Member since 2002 · Posted 30 Sep 2002 · 2 comments

Your mama likes ice cream and squat honey buns Your mama wants a new sports bra for when she jog-runs Your mama goes crazy when she smells scented candles Your mama likes big boys with big fat love handles. Your mama does laundry on a glass washing board She sings country songs you never have heard Your mama wishes men would fall from the sky So all their necks would go breakin??? all day, by the by. Your mama is your mama and she needs her props So buy her a card and shake out her mops Your mama loves you from here to the sea, Your mama???s the one who cleaned up your pee.

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[3] Tintagiles 22-Oct-02/11:55 AM Reply
The last stanza is terrible. the first two funny.
[n/a] jessicazee › Tintagiles 23-Oct-02/4:11 PM Reply
This is the stupidest poem i ever writ.