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Dirty in England

by INTRANSIT

Member since 2002 · Posted 22 Oct 2002 · 6 comments

Her Doc in Market Deeping Who checked her feminine thing He got out his tool And warmed it all through And began Spec-u-lat-ing!

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[6] horus8 22-Oct-02/8:06 PM Reply
what's with you and the specs these days. not that i don't myself feel inclined to mention the irreplacable art of bending glass...i was just wondering. need a big q-tip..cuz..i got some. smile. i like it when you smile.
[n/a] INTRANSIT › horus8 23-Oct-02/6:39 AM Reply
No glasses here, amusingly sick you are.
[0] poetandknowit 23-Oct-02/12:20 PM Reply
This sucks even upside down! Are you trying to be someone you are not? Good try!! Keep up the positive spirit!! Call out to poets!! Long live poetry!! Hear, here!!
[n/a] INTRANSIT › poetandknowit 25-Oct-02/11:11 AM Reply
Did anyone get the refrence to the specula or speculum in this? I cant remember which it is.
[n/a] INTRANSIT › poetandknowit 25-Oct-02/11:35 AM Reply
What do you mean by "trying to be someone I'm not". That kinda hurt.Or am I being oversensitive again?
[0] Edna Sweetlove 15-May-06/5:13 PM Reply
The rhyming is simply hopeless. Unbelievable.