The Poem To End All Poems

Member since 2002 · Posted 27 Nov 2002 · 8 comments

One day I was pondering what I shall eat for lunch. I found some ham, and I found some cheese. At first it did not seem very unusuall at all. Plain hame, and plain cheese just are not very exciting. But when I slapped a piece of cold ham onto a slice of cheese. Instantly an EXPLOSION of purple and red fire came roaring to my face! I knew then, that indeed, this was a magical combo.

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[0] horus8 27-Nov-02/9:21 PM Reply

the only fucking magical combo here is how you were able to convince two of your under the sheets dutch oven buddies into voting a 10 and an eight on this. now that zubs is a magical combo, but not deviled eggs and cold duck. DUCK! 0.

[n/a] Zubster › horus8 27-Nov-02/10:09 PM Reply

sir, I have no friends of the dutch variety.

[5] deleted user 28-Nov-02/5:55 AM Reply

In reference to line 4, what is hame?

[n/a] ==Doylum › deleted user 28-Nov-02/6:46 AM Reply

I believe its ham with a typo, an extra e, tossnose.

[n/a] ==Doylum › ==Doylum 28-Nov-02/6:58 AM Reply

or to spoil through clumsiness and ineptitude
or a scottish way to say home
or part of a harness
piefed

[5] deano 6-Dec-02/5:32 AM Reply

that is not a sonnet
a sonnet has 14 lines and 10 sylibles in a line, also the lines rhyme like this...
a
b
a
b
c
d
c
d
e
f
e
f
g
g
you see the tast two are rhyming couplets, i just thought you might like to know

[n/a] poemwanker 16-Feb-03/12:25 AM Reply

Have you ever considered that the purple and red fire might be iodine in your cooker? If so you deserve all the sandwiches you get.

[0] Bachus 14-Aug-03/9:25 PM Reply

Yep. 0