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The Lordy only knows why tornados have no nose

by Bachus

Member since 2002 · Posted 19 Dec 2002 · Edited 13 Aug 2003 · 20 comments

Buy one get one free Walmart is having a sale On the game twister

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[n/a] god'swife 19-Dec-02/3:05 PM Reply
Errr, looses everything in the translation.
[n/a] Bachus › god'swife 19-Dec-02/3:34 PM Reply
yeah i know, that's where good poets like you wack it with a zero, and go "take that 'loseit in the translationboy'"! and then i go "NO!NO! NOT THAT".
[n/a] god'swife › Bachus 19-Dec-02/3:39 PM Reply
You're funny.
[n/a] poetandknowit 19-Dec-02/3:37 PM Reply
Wal*Mart.
[n/a] Bachus › poetandknowit 19-Dec-02/3:46 PM Reply
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
you see, my invented word has 'more' symbolic significance..it reeks of multifaceted hurdles to find and climb because i'm a poet. i can spell it backwards "tramllaw" "TRAMLLAW DAMNIT" pay attention damnit "tramllaw" if your not more carefull you'll not get the fruitbasket with cheap shampagnee and greening cheze'.
[n/a] poetandknowit › Bachus 19-Dec-02/3:48 PM Reply
The why not separate it and make it Wall Mart?
[n/a] Bachus › poetandknowit 19-Dec-02/3:49 PM Reply
good point, i like that idea.
[n/a] Bachus › poetandknowit 19-Dec-02/3:49 PM Reply
it dissapeared. anyway. are you serious about the german thing, cuz that's funny.
[n/a] poetandknowit › Bachus 19-Dec-02/3:50 PM Reply
Yesterdays NT Times. The German media is milking if for all its work to make the forget about economic doom.
[n/a] Bachus › poetandknowit 19-Dec-02/3:54 PM Reply
yep..that's how they do it..yesterday it was england that was big in germany and today it's hannibal. jesus. but did they really have snack time scrotum?
[n/a] Bill Z Bub 19-Dec-02/7:26 PM Reply
<scottish accent> Grrrreat title. Grrrrrrrrreat. </scottish accent>
[n/a] Bill Z Bub › Bill Z Bub 19-Dec-02/7:53 PM Reply
<b>my tornado has no nose.</b>
<i>how does it smell?</i>
<b>awful!</b>
[n/a] Bill Z Bub › Bill Z Bub 19-Dec-02/7:54 PM Reply
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[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> › Bill Z Bub 19-Dec-02/8:08 PM Reply
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[n/a] Bachus › <~> 20-Dec-02/8:05 PM Reply
i regret to inform that not only am i sane, but i can sit through a whole dinner without being rude or excusing myself early to smoke once. i am proud of myself and growing a little more 'spiritually' (physically) even as we speak. lol.
[8] Caducus 20-Dec-02/4:44 AM Reply
I gotta love ya ! wonder how many kids twisters spawned?
[7] http://mulberryfairy 13-Aug-03/8:03 PM Reply
Why would anyone need 2 games of twister? I hate Twister, I always end up with my hand next to some kid's sweaty socked foot.
[8] richa 14-Aug-03/6:50 AM Reply
put the title after the poem and it sounds like the dialogue of a schizophrenic, which is worthy in itself.

mullberryfairy: 'why would anybody want two games of twister?'

'exactly!' -8-
[1] Joi 26-Aug-07/11:59 PM Reply
ok?