beat myself with a stick

Member since 2003 · Posted 17 Jan 2003 · Edited 28 May 2003 · 7 comments

I'll never be what I want to be 'cause all I want to be, is something other than me and what you'll never see is the real me 'cause I keep him in a cage and beat him every day at 3:00 I beat him with a stick, then I call him a prick I break off his dick, then I beat him with it. I say heâs a joke, as he chokes on a rope. Then my stick broke, so I proceeded to poke him in the rib, then I do it again I beat him until, the rhymes he will spill Time for this one to end, but Iâll be back again....

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[0] Ranger 17-Jan-03/10:55 AM Reply

Do you now?

[9] wOrnella Mutiw 17-Jan-03/3:40 PM Reply

Haha......here's a 9 for making me laugh

[n/a] sir_heff › wOrnella Mutiw 17-Jan-03/8:30 PM Reply

thats what i wrote it for :)

[9] BleedingRose 22-Apr-03/8:53 AM Reply

Hey dude, can't say i like most of your stuff but this one appeals to me. I feel i could elaborate for hours around the second section. A few grammar and spelling corrections and i would love it.

[7] thepinkbunnyofdoom 22-Apr-03/7:51 PM Reply

Funny but, it seems to ryhme too much(if thats possible) -7-

[6] Mr Pig 28-May-03/8:23 AM Reply

Alas so true my tortured soul.

[8] horus8 28-May-03/9:01 AM Reply

Heek:{