poemranker ::Because The Ground Is Still Frozen by razorgrin

DetailsThe poem, its numbers, and the conversation.

Haiku № 38784

Because The Ground Is Still Frozen

by razorgrin

Member since 2002 · Posted 31 Jan 2003 · 15 comments

Making martinis open freezer, dead hamster sitting on ice tray.

Rate it

0 is the worst, 10 the best. Pick a number, add a comment if you like, then send it. Keys: 0–9 pick, Enter sends.

mean 6.00 weighted 5.88 rank 1531 views 229 View voting details →

16 votes so far. Yours would make 17.16 votes so far

15 comments

[n/a] Ranger 31-Jan-03/1:02 PM Reply
Exactly.
[7] Teen14 31-Jan-03/1:57 PM Reply
Wow...ummm...ok....that's really scary....wow.....wow
[8] Shardik 31-Jan-03/3:00 PM Reply
Fuck. I'm stumped...ahh does the hamster represent 'a furry eclectic olive' or the hibernating tread wheel activitie's of our soles. I'm fully aware that the ice tray represents our unity through division, but WHY! WHY SWEET JESUS cAN'T WE INVENT A FREEZER with a hamster escape hatch... i mean for the love of rodent's and plague and funny looking men with tits can't we find it in our soles to just listen to what our hamster friends are trying to say to us... "don't let friends ice skate without gloves and a hat"...it's really that simple.
[n/a] JakeBike › Shardik 31-Jan-03/4:24 PM Reply
If Woody had gone straight to the police, this would never have happened.
[5] thepinkbunnyofdoom 31-Jan-03/4:47 PM Reply
Next time try

Drinking Vodka
open cupboard, grab bottle
sit back and enjoy
[n/a] razorgrin › thepinkbunnyofdoom 2-Feb-03/4:29 PM Reply
aww..whadda you know? the vodka was warm anyway, hence the need for ice.
[8] deleted user 31-Jan-03/8:15 PM Reply
never much to say about a haiku, but this is interesting
[8] Jeremi B. Handrinos 31-Jan-03/10:55 PM Reply
Oh. I see. My friend had the same problem when his toucan died.
[7] Caducus 1-Feb-03/4:34 AM Reply
My mate has a boa constrictor and keeps frozen rodents for his treats, this was one shaken martini --------------> 7
[n/a] razorgrin › Caducus 2-Feb-03/4:24 PM Reply
Limonade's adorable hamster died and we can't bury her until the ground thaws. So she will continue to sit in a plastic bag labeled "Hamster" until we can put her to rest. Now ya know.
[9] Tintagiles 2-Feb-03/6:01 PM Reply
Dammit, that title. Argh. That would make such a wonderful stretto. And I can't use it because I'd be stealing it. Erg.

Oh, and tell Limonade I'm sorry about the hamster. Really I am.
[n/a] razorgrin › Tintagiles 3-Feb-03/9:02 AM Reply
You better be. She was a fluffy adorable thing.
[0] sk8boardandpoems 25-Feb-03/3:39 PM Reply
u think mine are bad that is no reason to comment that way you did
[n/a] razorgrin › sk8boardandpoems 26-Feb-03/6:46 AM Reply
There is plenty of reason. Your poems were utter crap. they were boring, self-indulgent, poorly written and foolish. I also still have the right to free-ish speech, so, unless you are an agent of the Gestapo, fuck off. you are Gestapo, aren't you? aren't you, Jew-killer?
[7] Robert K Foster 23-May-03/10:35 AM Reply
do dead hamsters sit?